London, Mar. 6.
We are all of as trying to make Wembley really bright and attrac. tive so the newspapers are full of well meant and kindly sugges: tions. Personally 1 think there ought to be a section for "things seldom see.' Thereby we: should be able to study at dosa quarters crowds of things which almost fear do not exist at] all. "Among these we shoutd course assign a place of honour to the truthful House Agent. Ho the sort of man who would issue
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little adlet of his stock as fol Most undesirable residancr, Twoaty minutes fret wolfe Tron nearest railway station, Infr trains to the City. No lathroou Tad" drainage, Very noisy. weigh outhaul, Chosen! factory near by Dry rot in the timbers, Excessive There you have the sort of man we should all like to see. People would go miles to look upon his manly features. As also upon the Too Veracious Landlady Nonselet, beaniing house In addition there ought be the Noble Strainer -after Accuracy who would guarantee to any pros- d pective board:
That world come down in the That her husband was nob dead bu deserted her owing to hee vile was not homely did tod the That her aughtve: wes. wot Ursining for the stage, Vat. workd int tried fa hep round tivo cor This sort of thing appeals all and it is Rottenest show on Tonon." No ong tates," Only tare tse een by the artaten when falling Shou, after having the pubes at dom ing' time.' Cheapost of cheap outfits There ous! the' politioua candidly of his ambitions, cen politician yeenute it pay.
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And do not leave out the Lady Who Dovotos Herslf to Public Work. She has virtues all her own; Nobody wants to marry ma Don't filo ata or doge, Can't play out door spurt. No? musical br anything lsc. "Lovee of the limelight. Here life to be woeful and. mysel, Doctor—we can't Realy to diagnose anything with oat any real exuinination. Forgutton earned. in the. echoole. "New Kept anseelf up ta date," Expert. oxo sort of preworip. tion but colour it. variously.
War ranted to overcharge, that Tike' Mr, Pumbleshook™waa From all this. you will gather hod and pure from the never Unonggh do. find it, and hence maybe at Wembloyif'they male it worth the while 0 the potential exhibits—they could strike a really novel note, course there are several extinct types which produced' with the aid of the exports at Madame Tussaud's—the Good Old British, Workman and the Parson, who is a Whole Hogger on the Thirty Nine Arti-oles, the Faithful and Permanent} Domestic, Servant, "the, Wearer of Piccadilly. Weopors, the Four-wheeler Oxdman and the Gatety Hohny of the Sevénties, - the Whig" Politician "and the Clu: Marian Bohemian. Tu fact. if they extended this Jist a little they might have 'a Chamber of Horrors. "all their own." They might oven try a Malo and Female -|Section—including in the latter the Damsol who Loft the Cinema when it was announced that the film then about to be shown waa "not for young girls," the Maiden who did not at 18 Know all thera. was to Know and the Mother's Darling as well as the entire jerowd of the Jane Austen Type.
In short, 1f we ars to have really British Exhibition, let not overlook what is truly British, Thereof T Tavo given some indioations in case they may be overlooked. I know that the overseas pendencies are doing their best to make everything bright and cheerful, but there are signs of deadly Competition, Tt will not though be" malevolent. AIL wa wanting the kindness of our hearts is to mako visitors feel no. side of our a national overlooked,
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