(By "A Mere Man.")
The journal that said that the Egyptians brewed beer 4,000 years ago may be interested to learn that we had some of the stuff the other night, We are not going to the United States after all, as we can't get an interpreter.
Clubs for gloomy people, called Sick and Sorry Clubs, have been started in London. The application of one gentleman, who stated that} his mother-in-law' was nearly run' over, but wasn't, was accepted at. once.
English women are discarding stockings for socks, which they will doubtless receive from some 'A London journal states that chimpanzees have a sense of humour, They are not annoyed by the! Darwinian theory but just amused.
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.