Unspired by a recent phase of Glando-therapy).
Friend to the Greeks, in the days of Telemachus, Employed by Israel for transport of sins: Known to New Yorkers as Chamois Harlemicus, Pictured by them as subsisting on tins:
Fay'rite of Pan, Long a fetish to Man,—Mystics once hailed thee.
Now doctors Tis mot the ape but thyself that, forsooth, Hidest within, where the bleatings reverberate, Treasure no less than the Fountain of Youth! Butt of the humorist throughout all lands, Here's to thy glands!
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.