If she wanted a really pictures quo wedding Ti say she might have done bettor than to have picked him for the bridegroom, but the rest of us will do all we can to provide the necessary pulchritude. When he asked me did T know the ropes for real top-hole affair of course T answered carelessly that no cere-many was considered feally legal, not to mention good form, if T wasn't there to, sanction. Whereupon he says: "That's good. You cun coach me up in the proper cut to my collar and the sort of cuff Tinks to wear, for I've no time for such details," important as they are."
Sickening can't i? He'll be pecting me to line up his clothes for him, and for all the blinking: ushers. " I'll have to produce the ring out of my pocket, as brisk ax the conjurer pulls out the guinea pig from the sill Likely 1 have to buy the gifts for the wedding party. Ca best man's lot is not an easy one!
'Ah, that's soo. Bo; enter two more' of the same, chop chop.
Now Took here, will you? See this pile of Eves and Ilustrated Pictorials and Vogues and what-nots I nipped from my sisters and sneaked off here. Do you suppose their helpful editors "tell you anything about what a well-dressed man should wear to his own wedding? Not a word. Here's page upon page of brides, and almost as much for the maids of honour and bridesmaids, and pictures, but the only reference to the man in a long article on the Period Wedding, whatever that may be, is—The conventional black of the gree second photograph, which may be different from the first one, for publication in. the Press." The Photograph entered for the competition is to be accompanied by a Score Sheet, which must be dated, jand on which information is to be given regarding the chi al condition; this Score be signed by a doctor.
Copies of the Score Sheet the "North-China Page.
Photograph (with Score Sheet ed in) entered for the competition to be accompanied by an entrance fee of 1/- (except in cases where some arrangement for comvounding entrance fees is made) together with a guarantee that in the event of n competitor winning a prize no permission will be given to the proprietors of infant foods or preparations for this to be used for advertisement or commer-clothes."
Why the Bridegroom?
I don't see why they can't leave the men out of it altogether, or why can't they have a nice informal affair with the men in white flannel trousers and blue coats, not to mention soft shirts? But no.
remember debates of hours as to the proper amount of stripe in the best man's grey trousers, and T suppose if the groom wore the wrong studs his bride would leave him at the altar. I wish to heaven T'd kept, notes on the last function I participated in, but that's out of style by' this, time Not that I'd mind so much, if pftér all this rowing about the right Kind of waistcoat and the proper style of spats we got any Tecognition for making ourselves miserable. But will the society, columns tell how Reginald Brewster Conklin, Esq, looked charming in his chic black frock coat, in the cut label of which nestled a ingle gardenia? No, drat it, they will hardly remember to print our
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