Mr. Thomas Jay, one of the staff of "Punch," has been firing off a number of epigrams about the Scots and Scotland at a Rotary Club lunch. Here are some "'swatches.""
Golf originated in Scotland, and that probably accounts for so many Scotsmen escaping to England.
Scotsmen are never in danger of being overcrowded at home while there is room in England.
Some credit Scotsmen with in-traducing the haggis. That isn't a credit. It is a debit.
Bagpipes are all right if people would only let them alone.
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