The Archive · 1926

UNFORGETTABLE MOMENTS

She Who Almost Had An Eton Crop

By Jin O'LaNreny ezprested ov, relief at aving the return from robe ike en illuminated mamacipe of femix-The only ance who has a head of nly, bland, wavy end Woalst-me long. In fact when dramatic, with profuse} peared pale to. Shake "he world, Comest thou smiling from the barbers The fact is Candida is all that 15 chic, But she hias bemoaned before now a certain constitutional weak-_ ness in her make-up which encourages her to admire an Eton crop rather than {mitate it. She declares that long hair is.as out, of fashion long skirts, but continues with comment that the mistake lies with, liber excellent though.conventional Parents, who seeing the crowning glory of her, head, decided that flowing ringlets became her infancy, and young girlhood more than the straight clipped outline of the barer's candour. Thus she grew up with long hair. A fatal thing, for one with a propinquity towards, sentiment, believes Cainiida, For now, somewhere along the me beyond young girlhood, she has acquired the habit of a crowning glory. Once a man acquaintance even encouraged her in her habit, He declared that hair such as he) Was an integral part of at their deadly business. They assumed an astonishing familiarity, fang menaced aloft. They created thoughts within the mind of Candida such as have no place within a lionable head. The comments of} all her. friends flooded through these thoughts once more. For a moment it seemed as though to have the hair clipped would mean the end of its growth thereafter, that one would be doomed to a perpetual pluckedness that, in fact, "it meant the! plucking cut by the roots of each, individual hair.

Visions arose proving too much for the calm Candida. She admits indecision. the raised her.

a shriek, betraying her hysterical

only want a shampoo to-day.

"As you like, Miss," the imperturable barber said, "But you will have 0 pay for the time But Candida knows as do we all Pho declaration had a telling sound to Candida, But unfortunately, not long afterward, George B. Shaw upset her rather mincing ideals for womanly women. Candida now says hor-that womanly women are passe though she hastens to explain does not find tors of the attractive either, far, far from it. if But not! long ago in thie heat of the hot gon, Candida decided to do a very foolish thing, #0 all her friends told her, Somewhat reluctantly she condemned \]herselt for wasting pre-dous early morning minutes combing tangles out of riotous locks. Also, the obvious ineptitute of bunched hair for "present day hats formed another arg ment. On @ certain morning she gave, there. fore, what presumably was' to be her last on a grand While doing it she visualized a cropped and sleckly shining head, and gave facetious: utterance to courage-propping thoughts before the amah.

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