You can talk of your Mings and your Cletwonné things, Your Gobelins, mantels and You can ape the elect by the jades you collect; Yoit can swank over, settings and jewel You can give yourself aire on your Chippendale chairs And the age of your rugs from Bokhara; You can boast of your teak being truly unique And your lamp quite antique from Sahara; You can buy all the junk and collect all the bunk From Ispahan, Moscow, or Siam, Bvt tetay I wil eat to coteer for That's the kind of collector that T am.
Perey Waxman, in "Life"
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.