The Archive · 1928

In Praise of the Car

Mankind boon divided two classes: Th find these who are owned The former is much the larger, but the latter is the more bigoted. "One may Inve a dog with a sane, healthy, human Tave; but t fovea tat isa Your dog lover will be quick to remind you of all these points—and there are many—where his pet appears to be superior to yours. ne when he called, tundeniabl and carey, or go for walks with you, for obey, ne ucerwhelm you with that ecstatic, slobberingg devotion that is devoid of all dignity, Quite irrespective of sex, a ent is a feminin Just asa, do is masculine, nilable, mysterious, self-contained; "she's not, and "never can bey" yours. Having won her, by purchase oF you must continue to woo think yourself lucky if anal demonstration—of fifeelion is graciously conceded to you. that very secret heart, cote really fond of yous but it that you are kept pro hunible and in doubt about it, a while she may kiss instead of offering the check; bit on the next ayyparently precisely similar occasion Tike the mevest. aes jected with her neary, A extent none, eal'sopaw ani eateeall are sound and mean rustworty; even Tier nine lises are not quite earmy.

You ave never allowed to forget that she ie the animal, the creature: who Toves to weep hersel€ in hor chisk of mystery. Also who eon Ehost in a halt Anal yet, hee charm! The gracious condescension of that velvet paw, gently: patting you to attre nly ingratitude Hself earn member the sheathed claws within, the eat cavied wp by your fires her ure ie anusic, and it is a sensuous Gelight to etrake her.

In her own odd way the is faiths ful: no one can more fereatly dislike change of any port. She is a fond fand almost too-freqitent mother, and kittens are the sweetest things in life. will walk Huhtly among your ch vest china ami injure nothi sounest she never slippers:

she does 0 ise temper the jo uivatfected by the dow rep cede bathe thie hast respect im Lisa coat oats in literature the sleeve on which, her Ausect dumbers The trae eat-lover tin toot dwell with pleasure 10 Tue Bird." Monoter-trive tale, and HU 1s cert was Wased in favour of Tyld, Calverles. aman of Insight, Knew cats Very well. Ty hag toft at feast due excellent poem in proof of superexceltent sao seit ave comptes yell he buat nynan the foes"

And there is poem, two Tittle Known, translated from the Greek, concerning a damsed who besought her wer for a strange new pet:

Tittle tion, soft and dainty sweet, She prayed of me, With weacgreen eyes and sojthye stepping feet How What deep in into Standard." ously, and happily: nothing but bose will meet us inthe high road or will encounter as round the corners. And many: hands will be extended to us, and many lips will softly Grow elf alone with me The best fs yet to be

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