Dear LLP.—We don't want to take up too much of your time, because we are only two little doggies. While to be petted, stroked and any other little daggle, still we were born into a world made up of shows, prizes, nurses and world tours, Our friends will understand, but good old vet. seenied to know what Wo necded—nothing like a sea-voy-ange, s0 he said. Til bet the old boy would' enjoy some of our cattail parties, but even with them it Ionely life on the ship. We haven't scena ent to bark at, and while we stand in our window and watch the ocean for hours, we haven't seen a single cattish, dogfish, monster, hot even a telegraph pole or tree In fact there is mothing to see. was one day while we were gazing out of our window that. we over heard some humans talking about a little of the hair of the dog that bit you, so. we know they know we fare aboard and evidently are a litle Afraid of us, but we wouldn't anybody, we' couldn't, Wwe loosened up. (woof our front teeth chicken bone wwe found. We knew it was wrong, so we ate every little serap of it, then nobody knew we had it and. consequently. it didn't hurt us at all, The chow is wonderfal on this boat! We can't help bit think how the old world is changing and for the better, when we Temcm: ber our grandmother crossed the Pacific in a lady's muff and ate just like a stowaway. T guess we must have inherited her rugged physique.
well be glad when we set back hone where our saucer of doesn't spill of it's own accord, and we can wag our tails without falling down, We are waiting until we get to Europe to go to the dogs, then ave going to step out and have a regular Bow-whoo of a time. We heard Shanghai had possibilities in that Feapeet, but when nuts ie. returned mre trip ashore, she smelt very 20 we are glad we had not planned on a big time here.
When we get back home, we going to write a book entitied, "Pe-Keing, at the World thro a' Port Hole," er "What's sweeter than Poke ina Suite'
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