Now You Know "Apranxrty the Loch Ness Monster lives on fish." said Count Bentinck, the Dutch scientist, to a repoter.
Tt takes a scientist to find out that! a creature living in water cats fish and mot bacon and eggs as some of }you poor, half-educated laymen might have thought.
Of Course 'Tue music-master was testing his) pupils' knowledge at the beginning of the term, "Jones minor," he asked, "what does it mean when you see the letter £7 over a bar of music?"
"Forte, sir," replied the boy at once.
Now then, Brown," went on the musie-master, "what does it) mean. when you sce ft"?"
Brown thought for a moment. Then. he burst out with: "Eighty, sir.
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