Some Kid "My uncle can play the piano by "That's nothing, my uncle Addtes with his whiskers"
The Exception Pamsinoxen—What an inspiring sermon your husband preached. on, "One day's rest in. seven™ View's Wite—Did he? T didn't hear T'was at home cooking his din-
Revelry by Par and Mike were reeling home! ster a convivial evening together, "That folia thash just pashed," said very like ye, Moik "Well;" replied Mike, gaily, alter him, Tt might' be met"
Aha 'Lire Bobby was sitting with his mother in church during the wedding of her eldest daughter. Haltway through the service, he observed hig mother erying, "Why are you erying, mama?" he' he asked. "I's not your wedding.
Due Care 'Aum boy wont to bring the' kittens in from outside, "His mother, learing a shrill mowing, called out:
don't hurt. the kittens, Tily."
Tm not," said Billy, *'m cary them ' very carefully Good Answer "Tw policeman was in tone of those pulpit-like stands reeting the tra file when an Trish mary Grove. past the arm held stimy against him.
Brought back to explain, Pat_ said with a gein: "Arrah, sure an' Ti thought ye wor a memorial"
Satisfied very old mon was accosted in the village street by a stranger who said, "I beg your pardon, but you musi be very old."
Yap. said the old man, "I'm yet on for ninely-six."
And you have lived all your tite here!" marvelled the stranger.
"Not yet"
No Chances Mu. Brown was sitting down to breakfast one morning when he was astounded to see In the paper an an= nouncement of his death, He rany up his friend Smith, "Hello, Smith," he said, "have. you seen the announcement of my "oath Er—yes." replied Smith, "where fare you talking. from?"
Tricky courte of Yank rookies had themselves a time in a St. Poters-bur hotel the other night, 'One got five ducks and out them in. the other's bathtub. The trickster bland-suggested that they flew inthe eighth floor window, understand' that admitted the' victim, "but how i they" turn Ho, Hum Th: feet of the hit! women in the Ozarks, after years of hopping, rocks without" shoes, naturally become calloused, Charlie Rdivon recalls. that of a unaried old woman, barefoot, standing next. to the fireplace, the goldman nodding near-by. Finally he said: "Maw, you'll jg standing' on a live coak"
Without even turning her head, the old Indy inquired: "Which foot, paw?
Criticism:
Two Scotsmen were watching football match. One had a bottle, the other only' a thirst, The one with the bottle was talking very loudly bout his knowledge of the game and what_a fine player he was himself.
During the conversation he helped) himself liberally and often to the contents of his bottle, AL last the thirsty one could bear no longer.
Weel, 1 notice we're bier." he remarked, "but yere ne suld at possi Judging From the Ride Tut: guide was conducting a tour-party through the automobile Mle stopped by the assembly "Do you know what would appe: s that' man' on the right missed a day at work?" he asker the members of the party what would happen?" spoke "Twenty-two hur tone cars would go cup of the factors without springs."
onlooker, Say, n interested fellows been off Jot, hasn't he?"
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