The Archive · 1937

In Parenthesis

Tough Battle "Wuar are you doing in the pantry. E Willie?"

Pa "Fighting temptation, Mother." a ce Explicit "Paren me, does this train' stop at Tenth Street?

"Yes, watch me and get off one station before I do."

"Thank you."

Labour Saving "On, John," exclaimed the young mother happily, "the baby can walk!" 4 "Good for him!" returned the lather. "Now he can walk the floor with himself at night."

Landsick Pouce found Terry O'Brien, a sailor from Charleston, North Carolina unconscious on the street, j and took him to hospital.

Revived, he explained: "Landsick-H ness,"

Vacation for Mother Min. Meeker: "But, darling, cooking will be the disagreeable part of a camping trip for our vacation"

Her: "Oh, no, we're going to take mother with us. She needs a vacation, too!".

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