The Archive · 1936

In Parenthesis

Another Lie About Scotland Tue there was the Scottish doc-[for who insisted on a post-mortem when a patient died after swallowing his. thermometer.

Definition 'A cimzex is a man who demands better roads, better health services, better schools, better nouses—and lower rates.

True to Form "Axo if T refuse you, Cecil, will you commit sulcide?™ hat: has been my usual Different Faruzr: "Fancy a big lad like you being afraid to sleep in the dark."

Son: "I's all very well for you, you've got mother to look after you."

Agreed Teacutn—"Parse thi sentence, -wilie refused the apple.

What is Tommy—"A silly fathead, I should say."

Catty Tr is a new fashion for a girl to be photographed while sitting on her finance's knee. There is generally a feline friend. who asks, "Who is the No Doubts "your wife will come along soon without a doubt."

"The heck she will! She'll come with double of my sobriety, my veracity and my fidelity."

Seales "Tut bet my wife could get a job singing, it she didn't have trouble with her scales."

"The way she sings them?"

"No, the way she tips them."

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