the following passage occurs:—
"Owing to the construction of the picture palace which has all seats on the ground floor and no balcony accommodation." r-
Thats what we like about this modern journalism. You pay your money and take your choice of what you believe.
Answers to Correspondents Ow!—The point is nicely taken, but you will notice that Aloysius M. Himmelbachstein, Jr, got in first.
L'Audrey:—It will be perfectly all right so long as they are not brought back here. We fear for their health. You will remember that during the dates you mention there was a cold breeze blowing, and the temperature has become no warmer since, Brother-in-law of Two:—You are quite correct the manners of some club members are becoming demoralized. We saw one the other night trying to blow froth oft a whisky-and-soda.
The Brighter Minds Some of the output of the world's thinkers has to be seen to be believed. One Frederick Whyte is reported to have said:—
1f the war continued much longer and Japan came to the market for oil, Great Britain and America could tell her that they offered her no public humiliation through the operation of economic sanctions, but if she refused to meet them at the conference table they would apply am all sanction against her.
It is only the highest type of genius which can find public humiliation in a number of sanctions, and something essentially private in the application of one.
EET
"Inside the Tiger"
"Do pot suppose that because Japan goes on raining havoc upon the helpless wherever her Furies can reach, she isn't simultaneously trying io persuade those bad Chinese to give in and get under.
"For instance, this is good, from the former Japanese Minister in Sweden, Mr. Shiratori To speak of a greater ideal. I would like to suggest that China abolish all the armaments throughout the country and entrust Japan with the maintenance of peace and order...It is my belief that, if left in charge of Japan, China will certainly find herself more stron; ly defended than otherwise.": "m yins "It is our belief that, if you were' left in charge ofa hungry tiger you might find yourself quite warm and comfortable—inside the gentle creature."—"Daily Mirror."
The Apostle of Love Assor Chao Kung—Treb, the Line, to you—has founded the League of Truth, which he says is "for TRUTH, JUSTICE, KINDNESS" and "against LIES, INJUSTICE, HATRED" and when he is not singing a soothing sutra to himself, or murmuring a mournful mantra, he writes beautiful pamphlets, No 3 is just off the press, and is another example of the truth, kindness and justice which the Treb. has discovered after a meteoric career through various creeds. The following is part of his most recent lucubration "My dear Generalissimo, you are once more the victim of deceitful slogans, dinned into your ears by interested foreign nations. "War is Hell,'—said an American General. Don't you a military man know this? War is Hell and it is only hypocritical Great Britain and their lie factories (their newspapers) who pretend that war can be humanized. I am against all wars. precisely because it is hell for humanity. But Great Britain is not against war and wars, they glory in it. Even now while they' denounce alleged Japanese atrocities,' they are preparing similar or greater atrocities for the next war."
Now, now, now, Treb! You may have all sorts of grievances against the British, but do you think you are doing any good by massacring the English grammar?
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