The Archive · 1937

The Gastronome

From a local organ which professes to know 'Glamour is not, for instance, the woman who makes a good thing of an opportunity to look down the price column of a menu and order "ciple meal which includes nothing but Surreom', "roe, clear" turtle terrapin, "Scotch grouse, fole gras and a soul Tt will make her Ill on a purely gastric basts and will make her escort sick esthetleally, and) Gnancially. For one thing, she has ordered Unree Kinds of fish tu @ row and, for another, she is laying on a flock of bogus Titz—to my mind, @ woman's two eafdinal sins.

Dear bloke, we'd never let you order a dinner for us, Actually. what the sweetie did was to order two types of turtle to follow the feaviar, you know, the Chelonidee mydas diridis, and the Malecoclemmys palustris, or ido you?

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