The thorny problem of fees is set~ ed in an equally neat manner, "ALL foes," says the rule, "are payable whol the child) is but 'a twinkle in his father's eye. To save trouble, how: ever, it Is necessary that all cheques Should be written in pencil, not. me delible, marked "RD. and' crossed "No Account" This creates a frlendly relationship with the Bank. Banke of Bnygland Notes accepted in dupll-
And what school-boy does not at imes wish for the following rules:—"Anybody not rising at the tst bell must stay in bed until the second Doll. If he doesn't rise at the second Dell he will not be permitted to attend classes that day, unless he can Droduee a. doctor's" cortifiate, "in Which ease he will only be expected to tur out for Rugger practice—and that only If the day is freezing cold."
Visiting Days are treated as follows:-—"On he occasion of the weokvisit of the girls of St. Ethelburg-Jars to Narkover, the School will resemble In the Quad and the girl visitors will be Inspected by the Headmaster, who will choose his partner for the day, and after that—every man for himself, Any girl aged 5 to 05, not being an Old Etheluryarian, "may "become an Old Narkovian on payment of the usual fee: "This entitles her to all the privileges, and disadvantages of the male Narkovian."
"These rules, it should be noted, can be altered, amended, added 10 of ignored any. time without reserve, without considering other people's feelings, without "fear or "favour, without contradiction, without ce sulting anybody and "without rhyme for reagan, at the discretion (it any)
the Headmaster.
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.