Bie Brother (to little one on his return from a football match): Did you do well? Did you kick @ goal?
Little Brother: I can't say exactly I kicked a goal. but I did my best, I kicked three forwards, a halfback, the goal-keeper and the referee, 8 6
Which Job?
Tue mistress of the house was interviewing a nurse for the new baby. "Now my husband is very particular whom I engage for a nurse," she said, "Are you faithful? Have you a kind, loving disposition? Will yow "Excuse me, madam," interrupted the girl, "but am I to take care of the baby or your husband?"
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