"Tue entire old-world vill: of Wopps-on-the-Wold w: og yesterday afternoon, when it became known that the third cousin of a peer had stopped his car outside Mrs. Green-fly's establishment, whi comprises post-office, tobacconist's, confectioner's and general st and purchased a packet of cigarette:
"Mr. Ivor Banana, it was,' said Mrs, Greenfly, third cousin of Lord Whoopsbury, He came in just like anybody els and paid his sixpence. I actually him open the packet and light a cigarette,' she added smilingly "Yes, it is quite true that Mr, Banana honoured us with his presence.
affirmed the Rev, Herbert Schol vicar of Woops-the-Wold. 'We are quiet, stay-at-home folk here, and the excitement of his visit will remain with many a long day. I was Oxford with Lord Whoop: tether,' he added, with 4 laugh."
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