TuEey were just unpacking their goods for a weekend's camping "George!" thundered the massive wife, as she came upon an unopened bottle of whisky, "what's the meaning of this'
"That's all right, my dear. I brought it along to stick a candle in when it's empty,"
Everyone Pleased "CONGRATULATIONS on your engagement, old man. I hear she's a twin, and the image of her sister."
"Yes; you couldn't tell them apart "Well, but how.do you know the difference?"
"I don't worry about it, old man. They're stich a nice family."
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