Th hotel was crowded and the Irishman had to share a room with a negro. During the night, a practical joker blacked the Irishman's face.
Getting up in a hurry in the morning, Pat caught sight of himself in the mirror. Puzzled, he stood for a moment gazing at his reflection.
"Begorrah!" he said at length. "They've woke the wrong man!"
Second Hand A very poor boy took his favourite teacher a bunch of flowers, The teacher was delighted and expressed surprise, as the flowers had obviously not been grown out of 4001 When she enquired more about her gift, the little Loy replied:
"You shall have some more tomorrow, if our lodger isn't buried."
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