Evancetists: "If I led a donkey up to a pail of water and a pail of beer, which will he drink?"
Unconverted: "The ware Evangelist: Right, why?" Unconvertęd: "Because he is an ass."
Tennis Coach (relating joke): "Yes, my dear, the imagined that a tennis coach has four Wife:
Ha, ha. By many wheels has it y the way, darling, how 8 The Reverse "You know, dear," said Mrs, Brown, "I think that new young doctor is very good indeed. He is so persevering and takes such trouble that he always reminds me of patience sitting on a monument."
"Yes," replied Mr. Brown, "but what bothers me about him is the number of monuments sitting on his patients."
Reminiscences Ins, Herman Finch tells ofan amusing incident at a war-time concert for wounded jldiers held at Buckingham Palace, Mr, Finex his "Melodious Memories," and King George V was expected at any moment.
"Heaven help me" said Mr. Finch to himself; "I know what's going to happen." And happen it did, Just as the orchestra reached the point at which the music changes to "Hush, hush, hush, here comes the bogey" man," in walked the King, Educated A DENIZEN of the hills of East Tennessee, who was appearing as a witness in a lawsuit, was being questioned as to his educational qualifications by the plaintiff's lawyer, "Can you write?" asked the lawyer.
Nope."
Can you read?"
Wa'al, I kin read figgers pretty well, but I don't do so good with writing',"
"How is that?"
"Wa'al, take these here signs along the-road when I want to go somers; I kin read how fur, but not whurto."
Very Weary A weary man went into a barber's shop arid flopped into a chair.
"Give me a shave," he said to the assistant who came to attend to him.
"I'm afraid you'll have to sit up a litle mos for a shave," the barber with a smile, The weary one settled even further down into his chair, "All right," he said, "give me a haircut."
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