Swrtu called on his parson, "ly it vight for any person to groat by the mistakes of other people?" he asked.
"Most certainly not," replied the, parson, Smith brightened as he replied, "Very" well, then, perhaps you'd like to return that 7s, 0d. T'pald you for marrying me.
Butcher-Born "Tar seems a nice kind Uttle boy of yours Mrs, Prune."" said" the visitor, 'Watching. boy' who Was fondling a ca, What are yon oinx to make of when he grows up?
"Well, miss." said Mrs, Prune, "seeing that he's s0 fond of animals, we were thinking of making him a butcher."
Aberdonian wae A AN from Aberdeen came to London for 4 short holiday, and at the end of hie stay a the hotel he gave the walters. tip.
"Thank you very much, sir." said' the waiter. "and Thane Aberdeen Ys Tooking good when "Lash, mon, hoo dye ken that Um (rae Averdesn?" asked the Scot, "Oh, 1 quested it, six. from the tooth-marks" sh fon the threepenny-bit!™ st One coal (oe Few A coninetirion enthusiast was bemoaning his football coupon, "Just one goal beat me for a week's wages." he said gloomily to his wife, "and the centre. forward had the goal at his'merey in the last minute of the same, but he went over the "Never mind," said his wife, "L expect the extra week's Waxes would have gone list he same way."
The Blacker Two old darkiex were having a heated aryu= mont. The cause of the trouble was that each accused the other of marrying a woman who Was not quite a full-blooded nejeess.
"Let me toll you," said Mose, "that mah Undy am so black dat_when she view saves de tears an" uses dem for ink:
Sam laughed derisively.
"Dat ain't nuff'n at all. Mah Dinah am 0 black dat every time, she' sneozex de rooms sere filled with soot."
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