Poor Husband NeicHpour: Who's boss in your house?
Husband: Oh, my wife takes charge of the cook, the maid, the children, the cat, the dog, and the canary, but I say what I like to the goldfish. act "Account for It"
"You say you've had that hat for ten years?"
"Why, it looks like new?
"Well, perhaps, its because I've had it cleaned six times, and exchanged it in restaurants eight times."
Time Marches On! 5
Rickson: "Yer know," I ofen wonder why there are s'many more o' them there mother car accidents than railway accidents,"
Rickley: "Lor lumine, man! Did you ever ear o' t fireman "ugging t' driver?"
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