Great Thought Wuat's the good of a girl being as fit as a fiddle if she hasn't a beau?
Bad Eyes "Bap eyes, have you? How many lines can you read on that chart?"
"What chart?"
Tricky Tue two yokels at the theatre gazed openmouthed as the famous magician proceeded to saw a woman in half.
Jarge turned to Joe.
"Eh," he said, "there be a trick in it soom-Where."
The Cure Tuere was a young lady called Cholmondeley, Who said: "I'm too fat, but I'm colmondeley.
I shall diet per Hay When I'll bet you one day, That the men won't just sit by me dolmondelay."
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.