The Archive · 1938

Taking off Weight

Madam! If you dre seeking 10 reduce tell you of a way that cannot fail. 1 calls for neither starving nor the vss Potions liable to make you all, Moreover, madam, you may cease to be A slave to weary jerks more fit for men. Just ape the fine example set by me, And try to earn your living by the pen Difference Tur old-fashioned killer used to put. notches his gun......but the modern one puts dents in his mudguards, Old Joke—New Setting A WoMAN who speaks twelve languages has married a man who is an export In 27. That handicapping is just about right, Private "Axo what Jed up to the free-for-all fight in which you were participating?" the judge asked Doney.

dunne, Yer Honor," replied the defendant. "I never was one of them folks to stick me nose in other people's business,"

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