Rom the correspondence colurins of @ southern contemporary:
Sowermixa or A. Stink (To the Editor, 5, C. aM. Post.)
Sm—1 am pleased to complain about the stink at Lai Chi Kale were T Rived with "my wife in. poor house she nearly dead God help" her, Ask The Excelancy Public Works to stop sanitary. dire throw in sok. My friend say letter must type $0°T typ at huge expenses. Excuse pleurs your English.
Euan Kwox, Overdoing Things Mu. O. C, Porter, proprietor of the ian' "Hotel, Bournemouth, nda' quiet Sunday noon sun-bathing. "He was Iyin fu the beach. when he heard x man tad women shout for help. He brow Them ashore, and shortly wands went to the rescue of nol ive other people one after the ther who. were' in diteuties. The ast time he had. to. x0. In with all his clothes any but "he "has seven re seven to. hin eredit_ atthe cost of his quiet Sunday' after no We are by no means sure that, Mr, Porter exhibited that degree of restraint on tha. Sunday afternoon, [which is the hall-mark of true great ess, In was but a few wacks ago that we warned the Municipal Council that if it refused Marley permission hold his, Anti-war Congress in the International Settlement it would Jearn our severest displeasure prospects, then and Christmas would be We were wrong. Marley is getting funnier.
We have been wrong on several joceasions. Only a few days ago it wax suggested that he should em-late the "bird" which has been sven him and "hop it." Only yester-lay ho was referred to asa "very to Justice at Last Arter more than, $0. years of oficial anubbing, the Welsh village of LUANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOG ERYCHWYRNDROBWLULLANDIS, TLIOGOGOGOCH. has come into. its Hitherto, even the Welsh people dave: declined to. take this mame foahyy "retepring. "to it with we as Llantaie Po Thi revity as Liantalrpwllewyngyl, OF,
source of incessant annoy: sree fo the wera hatuvelly proud of living inthe pine That hes "the longest same in" the world and object to having. the fact Rushed up in that insulting, way. "hiantale B on Aicored been given the is not a ery extingui or should he be called upon to "hop In the interests of a better and brighter Shanghai Marley should be persuaded to stay here, and that is where the twenty-five rate pay Jcome i placed by "a new cone. Tt in. 25¢t, Tong and. bears the complete" name, in'all the glory of ite 68 letters and 19 syllablen.
Meanwhile, a frequent, fragment of conversation in the train between Menai and Holyhead from now on, It is necessary to hold a special meeting to empower the Municipal Couneit to give our unextinguished visitor a Job in the municipal service, Preferably a local appointment, for if he were given a home appointment he would want to go on leave every now and again, and what would Shanghai do without its little ray of sunshine?
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