A YOUNG man home from college for the holidays told his father that current events had made a dandy new college yell for his school.
"What is it?" asked the father.
"We give the names of three Japanese battleships, a sis-boom-bah, and then name two Chinese generals, Whole Truth "You have heard," said the barrister, "what the last witness said, and yet your evidence is to the contrary, Am I to infer that you doubt her veracity?"
"Not at all" replied the witness. "I merely wish to make it clear what a liar I am if she is speaking the truth."
His Weapon Lawyer: "Then you admit that you struck the plaintiff with malice forethought?"
Defendant (indignantly): "You can't mix me up like that, I've told you twice I hit him with o brick. There wasn't no mallets nor nothing of the kind about it—just a plai brick like any gentleman would use,"
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.