We the members of the loc onginiation hereby wah in'anding homes for 39 many relation of "your
femborn' where. they will not Lo" worry "wher the ext meals comme. from, where the children 1 Hind crete to (never on" the ale alone her ing But when' you came, we sigh. of tele, for tach Gay we! tte"sing ember @nfanination taken gently away to 8 Wie of nae We were frightened at first, when Yeo appeared, for we thought gunivation, wish to express our ware fo, the dagraeta belie when you wore trying to enter th Barely'"'you wilt understand how hey rare no whol to Hae having been driven moans ike' "that in" the been driven te Gave" to "protect themselves from strangers. "Now that Mother: "Phere, uncle, isn't he a clever little boy?""
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Mrs, Ethel Sanford of Chicago, complaining, that she had been a football widow too long, asked court for a divorce. Her husbai Clyde Sanford, coaches a prof sional football' team in California during the day and dreams football at night, she said. Discussion of household affairs always turned from griddle "(stove) to. gridiron (football field) and once, Mrs. Sanford said, he gave her a dollar groceries and then made the pun fave you a dollar. T want my half-
Not Merryweather Taw rain was pouring down the window of Clerkenwell County Court when Mr. Merry was in the witness-box.
A barrisior rose and addressed he witness as "Mr. Merryweather."
Ho is Merry, but the weather isn't," observed the judge.
Te' ig: these apr which endear the English much, tothe criminal das much Carlyle and Cock-Crowing members, informing them that if nny your respected society in. seen, Ahir themasiven 0 he caught ere ashy an sway" more auitly Shan" wither of Bainburgh Journal some remark Thomas. Carlyle and toy "of "cook-crowing.
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