AT a dinner recently, a man sitting next to a lady was, to say the least, inebriated. He leered at her and commented: "Shay, you're the ugliest woman I've ever seen!"
Angrily the lady retorted: "And you're the drunkest man I've ever seen!"
"I know, madam," replied the tipsy one, "but Ti get over that in the mornin, Ghost Story An empty house was being renovated and the owner left the telephone connected while the work was in progress, One day the bell rang and a workman answered it. To his surprise he heard: "Put me five bob each way on——" z At this point the workman interrupted.
"Just a minute, mate, You've got the wrong number. This ere 's an empty ouse."
"Then who the blazes are you?" asked the Voice at the other end. "A ghost?"
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