Farmer Giles had married again, and all the villagers were talking about it.
It was known that the farmer's bride was 20 years younger than her husband, and, according to the villagers, this was not right.
Eventually the rumour got to the ears of Giles himself, through a friend.
verybody's talking about ye," -began the friend. "They're sayin' yo had no right to marry so young a lass as ye did. The disparity is too great."
"Don't you believe it," said the farmer. "As a matter of fact, there's no disparity at all, for every time I looks at the wife 'I feel 20 years younger, an' every time she looks at me she feels 20 years older!" oe Senator Soaper Says—Growing up and become g president is still tops, with us at least.
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A narcotics agent reports a decline in opium smoking. In his wildest dreams, the addict gets nothing he can't find in the European picture.
A rumour that has Switzerland next on the must list is believed baseless. After all, capturing the League of Nations would be going too far.
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