A cit got a job in an office. When she was sent to answer the telephone, which she had never used before, she took up the receiver, and on hearing someone at the other end say "Hullo!" she answered back, "Oh, hullo!" and hung up the receiver.
When the manager asked who had telephoned she said: "Just somebody that knows me."
One and Only A CHURCH congregation was giving a reception to a former vicar and his wife. The present vicar greeted his predecessor heartily.
"Ah, how pleasant to see you again!" he said. "And is this your most charming wite?"
The other vicar fixed his host with am accussing stare.
wife."
SIM he said reprovingly, "is my only Nin Advertising Moves Mountains Biackmore's Lorna Doone languished unread for fifty years, until it was taken up by the British Court and advertised to the best-selling status it deserved. Erik the Red and Alcock and Brown are others whose press relations have been largely unfortunate. Not so Pike's Peak! There are 26 higher mountains in Colorado; but who ever heard of those others that neglected to spend money in advertising themselves. In this case, advertising moved a mountain—into the limelight.
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