Wert, it's watered milk and foreign meat for you in future.
I was not brought up to watered milk," Everybody has to make sacrifices to pay for armament, And no more kittens."
"That is a matter beyond my control."
You mean beyond your self-control."
"You're very funny this morning,"
"We have fo laugh at out troubles. That's the British spirit. Bear your burdens cheerfully ud pay with a smile."
I ask what sacrifices you are making ts enough sacrifice to find the extra sixpence on income "By giving defenceless cats watered milk?"
"Don't pretend you're defenceless, I dare say your nose will find its way into the breakfast jug. And we don't forget the half chicken you dragged off the table last week and gave to the kittens."
"They're old enough to eat.sol s now." "Teaching them how to steal.
"I wasn't"
"I saw them sitting in a row watching your technique. How do you suppose I am going to find homes for four little thieves trained by an expert?"
"There are plenty of readers who will have them.
—M. Gubbins in the "Sunday Express,"
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.