"Inspectors will please take no!
The following phrases, etc, when used in the essays or compositions of children in elementary schools, are to be regarded as incontrovertible and not open to criticism, comment for elaboration, however well inten-toned:
(a) England® is the finest country in the: world.
[In Welsh schools, Wales; in Northern Irish Schools, Northern (b) England has the finest Government in the world.
England has the best (brainiest) Parliament in the world.
England does more for the poor and needy than any other country in the world.
England has the biggest dole in the world.
England has the nicest means test in the world, fand all similar generalizations, even if, prime facie, dogmatically expressed.
Attention to this instruction will /save HIM. Government a lot of trouble with Members of Parliament and heir constituents."
—Dogberry in the "News Chronicle."
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.