THREE men were the morning service, h ' and as they went they discussed the had just heard, "You know," said the first, enthusiastically, hat vicar can certainly dive deeper into the truth than any preacher I've ever heard"
"Yes," said the second man, "and he can stay under longer."
Yes," echoed the third, "and come up drier.'
A Power-full Man A WORKMAN at a power station rec severe electric shock and narrow electrocution.
When he resumed work his foreman game round and asked him if he had fully recovered from his accident, "Well" answered the workman, in puzzled tones, "the doctor says I'm all ght, and I feel quite fit, but every time I pi up an ele bulb it lights up Getting Heated A MAN driving along a country roof of a cottage on fire. H woman standing calmly in your house is on fire!"
"What?"
"Your house is on fire, still, "What? I'm a bit hard of he "Your house is on fire!" This ti ing tones.
"Is that all?"
"Well, it's all I can think of at the morni An Idea SUR A Lac Tue head of the house was confined to bed with influenza, and his wife was busy sterilizing the dishes he had been using.
Why do you do that, Mummy?" asked four-year-old John.
"Because, dear," replied. his mother, "Daddy has germs, and tha germs get on the dishes he uses. I boil the dishes and that kills the germs."
John thought for a moment or two and then said: "Mummy, why not boil Daddy and get rid of all the germs at once?"
A Marked Man A MAN who was a very bad shot was invited for a day's sport. In great disgust the beaters in attendance witnessed shots fired, with no better result than waste of ammunition, "Dear me," exclaimed the sportsman at last, "the birds seem exceptionally strong on the wing this yea "Not all of em, sir," said one of the keepers. "You've shot at the same bird at least a dozen times. 'E's following you about, sir."
"Following me about?" said the sportsman, annoyed.
"Nonsense! Why should a bird do that?" "1 dunne, sir, I'm sure," replied the keeper, unless's's auging round for safety!"
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