—whose membership calls for a minimum waist measurement of 48 inches—are described by its founder, Mr. Richard Potato, as all-embracing.
"We think he says, "that someone should do something in a big way about everything.
Unemployment, for example, lasting peace, agriculture, prosperity—all these things need ihe guidance of a firm hand on a broad basis.
"We are convinced that somehow this can be done in a variety of ways, and we are already contemplating an enthusiastic drive to increase our membership to that end."
The League has received a sympathetic letter from the Prime Minister.
Showman in the "Daily Herald."
Prime Mover 'SEVERAL important Cabinet changes are ex-"ted to be announced in the next few days." In accents so noble an' bell-like, The Premier spoke ter is chums.
'E said "Just a word in yer shell-like Afore this ere reshuffle come: "I love yer," 'e said, "like a tarver!
An' flung aht a eloquent harm—The Government boys muttered Rarver!"
Knockcd aht by is eloquent charm.
"Some cows," 'e remarked, "'ave been luting "That Leslie Belisha müst go—and the cows sat there squinting In shune at the carpet below: "Such dirty work reelly duu't snitcher,"
"E went on, all easy and free, o let's ave no more in the fewcher—"You leave all the fewcher ter me.
"Come, come, boys, don't take it ter cart so, Proceeded is noble harangue, Yer know that I play the chief part, so must be backed up by the gang: "There isn't a daht, boys, that this course Will sive yer agine and agine—"
But the rest of is eloquent discourse Was lost in explosions from Spain.
By F. G. H. Salusbury in the "Daily Herald,"
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.