Lancastune man took his wife for a day trip to Blackpool during the illuminations. Towards dusk, having had sights, the husband tiring day seeing. the Eliza, 1 guess we will home now."
"Home!" said Eliza "Why, we haven't seen the illuminations yet "Oh, yes, we have, They only want lighting up!"
"I've stewed kidneys, stuffed heart, boiled tongue, fried liver, frog's legs and pig's foot." said the waitress, Callous gent, replied:—Well, never mind telling me your troubles, ust ig me some chicken ple:
His Job Epricency, Expert~"I fired the worst clock watcher in your em+
Boss—"Who is he?
Expert—"Joe Jones."
Boss—"What! He's my timekeeper!"
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A Fishy Story
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