Some funny things happen at sea, I was roper puzzled myælf the other morning, so d the steward and d to him, "Did I sleep last nig lad?
ruby," he replied. "You slept ratched my head, cabin that I wer re you sure this is to sleep in last replied, looking at me a bit "Why do you ask?" when I went to bed last a lighthouse outside my there now!"
There must be something about the sea air hat makes people go proper germless instance, I was chatting to one of the s the other day when he suddenly pointed to a smudge on the horizon and said, Look at that dirty old tramp out there!" I looked at him all scornful, "Don't be a werp," I says. "You're not going to tell me vou can see people walking about on land rom here."
I can't understand people being so daft, can you?
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