Javt you heard about the Siamese twin who said to her sister: "You must have had a marvellous time last night, because Tve got Jawful hanover today?"
Seen "Hear about Sam being in hospital?" "In hospital? Why I saw him on the pier fast night dancing with charming blonde." "Yes, s0 did his wife."
Businessmen were urged to join the party so as to obtain the trade of party-members whilst, as long as four years ago, party members were informed that it was their duty fo boycott any shop or firm which had not joined the movement. Blacklists were com= piled and, while at first Jews and other non-Aryans were admitted to the party, in order to discount any allegations of religious or racial discrimination, these were summarily. ejected a few months prior to the entry of German troops into Sudeten territory.
Had economic conditions been anywhere near normal and had the Prague Government been wise enough to give the Germans a slattis of autonomy as set out in the Constitution, it is only sane to assume that Czechoslovakia would still exist today, it being known that amongst those least interested in polities were the Bohemians, The problem which Germany will have to face with regard to the Czechs and the Slovaks is a very serious one and Berlin knows best that it will never be able to subdue these newly-acquired minorities which are known to be amongst the world's most stubborn yaoes. Herr Hitler's announcement that Slovaks and Czechs would not have to do military duty under the Reich has a very logical reason, for a large number of German divisions would be required to keep these "soldiers" of the Reich under control.
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