The Archive · 1935

In Parenthesis

Both Playing Husuano: "That Betty playing the plane? Why on earth's she playing with only one hand?"

Wile: "Well, dear, her young man's playing with the other."

Confidence "Morus, have I been a good boy lately?"

"Yes, Bobby, you have been a very ood boy."

"And do you trust me, mother?"

"Why, of course, T trust you, son."

"Then why do you go on hiding the jam?"

Maybe Hash 'A Man took an elderly relative 19 see a football match "Why ie that man walking away?" asked the woman.

"He's been sent off the field for foul."

"My goodness, one fowl won't go far between twenty-two ment"

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