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The girl blushed and then replied, "All right, mum's the word.
Where's the Girl Tue youngster in the art gallery looked long land earnestly at the painting. Then he res "Do you like it?" asked his mother.
like it well enough," he answered, "but 1 don't understand "What is it you don't understand?"
Why, it says, 'Wild Horses—After Rosa Bonheur' I can sce the horses all right, but where's the girl they're after?
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