"Inv wifes a perfect treasure, She even takes off my shoes for me." i "You mean when you come home from the club?"
"No, when I want to go there."
Lucky Days For dining out For marriages For bottle parties For fish suppers For sheer devilment Chewsday ed-nesday Thirstday. Fryüáy. Satyrday Ningpo, More Far MANAGER: "Have you seen the cashier this morning?"
Typist: "Yes, he came in early without moustache, carrying a suitcase and asked for the railway time-table ahd the address of the passport office."
Bachelor Girl I mer a nice girl at a park last night, and she kept on peering here and there, so L said, "Are you looking. for anybody?"
She said, "Yes, I'm looking for my husband."
"I didn't know you were married." I told her.
Atid she said, "m not. 4
Precocious REMEMBER how I told you that my young nephew Roland was à bit of a lad? He came io tea yesterday and I handed him a plate with two pieces of cake on it, He took the big piece and left me the little one,—"Roland, my lad. I, said. "you haven't got very góód manners. Now, if i'd been in your place T'A have taken the small piece." "Well" he said, "You got it, didn't you?"
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