Or" Lady (as husband fails to help her up the steps of railroad-coach): "Henry, you ain't as gallant as when No, as buoyant as Lottie, and you when I was a Gnutritious Tur African explorer had seen many gnus during the day. In the evening his native cook served him a delicious steak.
"This is one of the finest steaks; Ive ever eaten," he explained to his guide. "Is it gnu'
"No," said the guide. "But it's just as good as gnu."
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