War is the difference between valour and "Well, to travel on an ocean liner without tipping would be valour. to come back on different ship would be discretion."
Crude "May I ask why your last secretary left you?"
ag.a matter of fact, she became jh, I see—not to better herself That Depends I see they are now manufacturing asbestos: shingles which will not burn," said the teacher.
"Well, I don't know about their not burning," said the boy reflectively. "I guess it will depend how they are used."
(Cutting "Riy best man dined with us last Sunday and was so impressed with my bride's cooking that Ina sent her a carving set."
"That was nice "Not so very. He sent her three chisels and Jo mallet."
The Winner "We had a drinking competition at the club ast night," announced the man of the house fat, breakfast.
"Really?" replied his wife coldly. "And who won second prize?"
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