TeppIncton is the powder-magazin British Empire. After the selection—under police supervision—of two Adams and Eves, who will figure in a hospital fête, the civil authorities are keeping; i AUM ping order by the skin of However, I understand, writes a British columnist, that military law will be clared on the Fatal Day, and that the 3 de-General Officer Commanding' will have at his disposal a brigade of infantry, a battery of field artillery, and two regiments of mechanized cavalry, Mz, Richard Hencoope, Sara "This is the birth or death of
Sit beloved town on that day," said Mr.
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"There will be no actual bloodshed," said a military shifty, "All weapons will be Atted to tre cons a cork on the nose can o fire corks. But 'k
this possible civil war lies in the supreme digno As for you and me, our only consolato: fe ity of its cause.
Song For Today "Wuere is the money? si s louey?' some parents ask themselves—" Rhetorical question in the Press, Whenever you're feeling exceedingly blue, Whenever you're wondering whol Depressed-like and funny—YOU CAR There's always one question the answer to which Will certainly make all your laugh-muscles twitch-—Its "where is the money?"
Yes, where is the money We counted upon?
As quick as a bunny I's vanished! It's gone!
So let us with joy shout again and again "The money, the money, has gone down the drain.
We're waiting, of course, for that blissful return Of a prosperous era with money to burn—All milk-like plus honey—And, though we are patient from day unto day, Just sometimes we ask in a petulant way, "Oh, where is the money?"
Yes, where is the money We counted upon?
As quick as & bunny It's vanished! It's gond So let us with joy shout again and again "The money, the money, has gone down the drain!"
—By F. G. H. Salusbury in the "Daily Herald.'
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