The Archive · 1937

In Parenthesis

Well-Known Face "Haven'r I seen your face before?" asked one man.of another.

"Perhaps," was the disconcerting reply. "Iwas @ warder at the gaol for 23 years"

Little Helper Mu. Jones was planting" potatoes, and ttle Joan was following him round, "Here you are, daddy," she exclaimed when he' hed Anished, "I've picked up all those potatoes you kept dropping."

Authentic He had taken @ postal course in chemistry, and having a sore throat Gecided to cure himself. With pride he handed the chemist his first at-temp at a prescription, The chemist read it twice doubtfully.

"Well," he said at last, is It a very big dog?"

{Just Too Bad mmteo and benefactor in Baltimore, left a will bequeathing the interest _on $10,000 to Joseph Blumenfeld "for life—provided Blumenfeld takes the benefactor's brother and sisers motoring whenever they wish t0 go.

Blumenfeld is a. prisoner in the Maryland penitentiary.

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