Fntexd (to angler): "Any luck."
Angler: "No, 1 caught a fish that small altogether and I got two men to it back into the river."
Reason Enough 'A nansen was trying {0 sell a hair-restorer one of his customers, don't want any hair," the customer sai, "But why?"
"Because I'm married." funny thing." said Ins, Peck, They say in this book that a bachelor is a man who has been crossed in love,"
"Yes," muttered her husband, "and a martied man is one who has been double-crossed, Too Late "Don't stand there like a fool," said the motorist to the countryman who had witnessed the accident. "Run and get the village doctor."
"Sorry mister," came the slow reply, "Thats him you just ran over."
Bored Tue following conversation took place in a suburban house between a little boy and his "Mummy, I wish 1 had a tittle brother." Why do you wish that, dear?"
"Cause I'm tired of teasing the cat!"
First Home EXPLANATION by gentleman at Willesden Police Court why he didn't think much of matrimony "My, wife left a note: Dinner in oven just Sand her mother left a note: 'T called ft ci Self Defence saonren came to school one day with her Inusky "son, and protested to the headmaster against corporal punishment. itis father and 1." she sad, "strongly object to his being punished' in this way. At home Wwe hit him only in self-defence."
Prediction "I KNEW a man," said the old club member "who knew beforehand the exact year, month. day, hour and manner of his death, and this premonition was fulfilled to the smallest particular."
"How did he know that? asked the yount club, member.
Judge told him," was the reply.
Intermission "Tue Intellectual Women—she imitates ma So asserts a contemporary writer, and 1 Wwe wondering Yes, he says "imitates" man... that women wouldn't know how to be intelli Oh, quite, my dear fellow; obviously he means tual unless they imitated us...
So I was just wondering...no, perhaps youre right....it mightn't be wise.
And' you won't tell your wife either, American Howlers Tue male inhabitants of Paris are colle Parasites, A. simple sentence is a sentence that meat nothing.
To find the number of square feet in a 00m [you multiply the room by the number of et The reason a balloon ascends is because tht of gravity is turned upside down.
What is the hide of a gow used for? To cover the cow.
The Spartan boys were beaten to de oath sometimes to see if they could stand {t.
Etiquette is tittle things you do that yor Jdon't want to do, What is an individual?
An individual is one piece of people.
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