Poticemax: "Can you describe your assailant?"
Victim: "Describe him! Why. that's exactly what T'was doing when he hit mel"
One of the Two" wave been mixed up with motor-ears ever since left school "Mechanic or pedestrian?"
Her Trouble "Writ, madam, what's your trouble?"
"at's pains in my arms, doctor. I can hardly lift them above my head—it's the same with tees"
Egg Lashes Out "Tis country has never foiled, 1t will not fait now. Even were there a wood shortage. We should only have to put our heads together to find. a substitute—"'Sir Henry Eeg, MP, at Wopps-on-the-Wold, Camouflage Twey are telling us of the man who, having JAnished his dug-out in the garden, started to Jeover it with luminous paint.
"Why, the Germans will see it!" said a friend.
"It's. camouflage." he replied. "It's to kid them, They'll think we're inside and bomb it, when all the time we shall be safe inside the house!"
His Part 'AFTER listening to the radio now for some years," said Smith, "my family have decided to have a ttle orchestra of their own, My wife is learning to play the banjo, Willie is Htearning to play the' flute.
Ernest rather fan~ les himself 35 a jazz-drummer, and Doris and [Mildred are learning the violin."
"And what are you learning?"
"Learning to bear it."
Closed For The Duration Tiere is many a shuttered shop window in ithe back streets of Paris nowadays, On some there is a notice explaining why.
"Closed for settlement with Hitler'
[For_instance:
"Close for settlement with Hitter."
gone to shave Adoll's moustache."
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.