IROM," said Mrs, Corntossel, "the sum. boarders are complaining' about a lot o' things.
"I heard em but I soon quit listening' None of em said anything original."
Problematical "Darling, I won a medal at the cookery school."
"Wonderful! But tell me, what is this I'm eating?" ess.'
"Your medal?"
Darned Socks 'A HARDENED old fisher of Barnes Caught a cod (this is one of his yarns), While retrieving his socks From the sea, near some rocks, Its gills had got stuck in the darns, Wrong Address ExPLORING one day on Dartmoor, I climbed a wall forty foot four:
Now in cell number nine, As I'm writing this line, 1 wish I'd inquired at the door.
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.