A SCHOOLMASTER asked a boy to write something introducing the words "analyze" an "anatomy." This is what he wrote "My Analyze over the ocean, My Analyze over the sea; Oh, who will fly over the ocean And bring back my Anatomy?"
EP Trade Unionism "Hey, what are you doing?" yelled the foreman.
"Im just sharpening my pencil," called back the bricklayer, "Well, be quick about it and don't let anybody see you. That's a carpenter's job, you know."
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.