In a Glasgow Railway Station there is a "Try your strength" machine. One inserts a penny, and if one has the requisite strength the penny is returned.
One morning a man was discovered in an exhausted condition hanging on to the handle. He had been there all night, The Digger "Tae Australian soldier was in London for the first time, he went into restaurant for dinner.
AN went well until the waiter brought him a serviette. The eyes ai the backwoodsman flamed, and pulling a six-shooter from his hip pocket, he told that waiter his mind.
"You take that blamed thing away at once." he said evenly, "I reckon I know when to use a handkerchief without having no darned hints thrown out."
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